I always prayed to god 'Please! keep this 14th Feb away from me.... make me sick that day..... or make me suffer from diarrhoea.... so that I can escape the biggest nightmare..... Valentines day!'
But god didn't listen and the day came.... I wasn't sick either... no diarrhoea, no dysentry.... all fit and fine.... and the message came.... "hi darling, tmrw cming to dhupi dara?" What more should I say about her english.... no words to describe... "yes coming, yes coming...." was my reply.
Today was 14th Feb, the day I had enjoyed for this years alone.... either sleeping or watching some movie. But I wasn't that lucky this year.... I couldn't escape.... escape from the clutches of my girl friend. I woke up at 6 AM. Took bath [probably after a month], mom really surprised 'aja k ko josh chalyo hou talai? [what happened to you today?]' Believe me I even prayed to god.... hehehe....
After selecting the nicest cloth for me which happened to be the ones bought last year in dusshera, but where on earth are my socks? Some were under the beds, some at the bathroom, none of them were clean. I was left with just one choice, wearing ones of my brother but incase he finds that, I am sure to get some kicks and boxing.... But I have to take the risk. Now, I was all set off for the day....
Oops.... I almost forgot to put some Set Wet Jatak [very very sexy....] Because I also have to atleast try to look like some Fung-syo or Lee-Min-Gu or whatever.... isnt it? I pulled out my wallet which hasnt seen a green note for months now. I knock my fathers room.... 'may I came in dad' he is still sleeping. He turns at me and I can see anger in his face for disturbing him in the morning.
'kata mareko bihan bihan? [where are you going at this time of the morning?]'
'Had some work with my frens... needed some money?'
'How much?'
Oh.... my mind started calculating, though weak in mathematics:
((lunch)+(dinner)+(disco_night)+(teddy_bear)) = ??
And the answer came 7000 approx. I was afraid this could give him a heart attack. I gave 30% off and gave the final answer '5000'.
'5000?' His eyes became wider.... and his face grew pale.... I was afraid.
'salary sodheko goru? [Are you asking my salary, you ox]'
What could I say then? what would you say if you were me, huh? I was simply speechless.... after an hour long of bargaining, I could settle the deal for 3000. I had to edit the previous calculation like this:
((lunch)+(dinner)+(small_teddy_bear)) = 3000.
Then I was on my way to celebrate my first valentine day. My cell phone beeped and the message was from my chyakhuri 'were r u? cum faste, i m wating'
'ok, love is on the way.... I can see it in your eyes' was my reply as I was in romantic mood today, hehehe....
Then I was there at Gangtok, I could see couples movind around. I got out of the vehicle and at a
distance I could see a girl with a known face coming towards me, smiling. Face full of powder, lipstick and a whole lot of make up. She came up to me and gave me a tight hug.... I could hardly breath.... gasped for air.... Oh she was my girlfriend....
We roamed around the M.G. Marg holding hands.... she said 'look at that guy.... twakkai gu-jun-pyo'
'gu... what?'
'gu-jun-pyo!!'
Oho... I understood that all my effort in the morning trying to look like one had failed. I wasn't looking like a bigreko korean.... and my girlfriend wasn't happy about it....[shit...].
I quickly tried to take her attention from that bigreko korean... took out the rose that I had plucked from my neighbours garden this morning that I had carried in my pocket and gave it to her.... and said 'I love you....' in the most romantic voice that I could make. 'Sareng-he-yo' was the reply and I was shocked. 'What?' I said coz I thought she gave me a slang. Then I guessed that my korean fan girlfriend was saying I love you in korean language.... maybe.... only she knows the truth till date.
We roamed the whole day and I only know how I managed the low budget. At the end of the day... she went to her home as a happy girl well satisfied with the day. I happened to check my pocket... and all I could find was an old 5 rs note.... I went to a paan shop near by but paan wouldn't come in 5 rs.... damn this price rise.... And I walk slowly towards the Janta bhawan to spend the night.....
But god didn't listen and the day came.... I wasn't sick either... no diarrhoea, no dysentry.... all fit and fine.... and the message came.... "hi darling, tmrw cming to dhupi dara?" What more should I say about her english.... no words to describe... "yes coming, yes coming...." was my reply.
Today was 14th Feb, the day I had enjoyed for this years alone.... either sleeping or watching some movie. But I wasn't that lucky this year.... I couldn't escape.... escape from the clutches of my girl friend. I woke up at 6 AM. Took bath [probably after a month], mom really surprised 'aja k ko josh chalyo hou talai? [what happened to you today?]' Believe me I even prayed to god.... hehehe....
After selecting the nicest cloth for me which happened to be the ones bought last year in dusshera, but where on earth are my socks? Some were under the beds, some at the bathroom, none of them were clean. I was left with just one choice, wearing ones of my brother but incase he finds that, I am sure to get some kicks and boxing.... But I have to take the risk. Now, I was all set off for the day....
Oops.... I almost forgot to put some Set Wet Jatak [very very sexy....] Because I also have to atleast try to look like some Fung-syo or Lee-Min-Gu or whatever.... isnt it? I pulled out my wallet which hasnt seen a green note for months now. I knock my fathers room.... 'may I came in dad' he is still sleeping. He turns at me and I can see anger in his face for disturbing him in the morning.
'kata mareko bihan bihan? [where are you going at this time of the morning?]'
'Had some work with my frens... needed some money?'
'How much?'
Oh.... my mind started calculating, though weak in mathematics:
((lunch)+(dinner)+(disco_night)+(teddy_bear)) = ??
And the answer came 7000 approx. I was afraid this could give him a heart attack. I gave 30% off and gave the final answer '5000'.
'5000?' His eyes became wider.... and his face grew pale.... I was afraid.
'salary sodheko goru? [Are you asking my salary, you ox]'
What could I say then? what would you say if you were me, huh? I was simply speechless.... after an hour long of bargaining, I could settle the deal for 3000. I had to edit the previous calculation like this:
((lunch)+(dinner)+(small_teddy_bear)) = 3000.
Then I was on my way to celebrate my first valentine day. My cell phone beeped and the message was from my chyakhuri 'were r u? cum faste, i m wating'
'ok, love is on the way.... I can see it in your eyes' was my reply as I was in romantic mood today, hehehe....
Then I was there at Gangtok, I could see couples movind around. I got out of the vehicle and at a
distance I could see a girl with a known face coming towards me, smiling. Face full of powder, lipstick and a whole lot of make up. She came up to me and gave me a tight hug.... I could hardly breath.... gasped for air.... Oh she was my girlfriend....
We roamed around the M.G. Marg holding hands.... she said 'look at that guy.... twakkai gu-jun-pyo'
'gu... what?'
'gu-jun-pyo!!'
Oho... I understood that all my effort in the morning trying to look like one had failed. I wasn't looking like a bigreko korean.... and my girlfriend wasn't happy about it....[shit...].
I quickly tried to take her attention from that bigreko korean... took out the rose that I had plucked from my neighbours garden this morning that I had carried in my pocket and gave it to her.... and said 'I love you....' in the most romantic voice that I could make. 'Sareng-he-yo' was the reply and I was shocked. 'What?' I said coz I thought she gave me a slang. Then I guessed that my korean fan girlfriend was saying I love you in korean language.... maybe.... only she knows the truth till date.
We roamed the whole day and I only know how I managed the low budget. At the end of the day... she went to her home as a happy girl well satisfied with the day. I happened to check my pocket... and all I could find was an old 5 rs note.... I went to a paan shop near by but paan wouldn't come in 5 rs.... damn this price rise.... And I walk slowly towards the Janta bhawan to spend the night.....
- Article by: Amir Bhandari, Soreng
[Category: Funny Fiction]
[Category: Funny Fiction]
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